This dude has a super punchable face and dumb hair and his Youtube videos make Pewdiepie’s shrieking seem like the Classics of Western Philosophy.

I’d rather have a party and candidates who energize the people who share their values by taking strong stands on issues rather than a cowardly bunch of mewling quislings who determine their platform by how well it plays to the right-leaning middle. If taking strong pro-union, pro-choice, pro-labor positions and…

When a political party repeatedly compromises its core values to become more marketable to white supremacists, gun humpers, religious fanatics, xenophobes, and poorly educated me-first libertarians, it deserves to fail.

Once you are successful, you see how well capitalism has worked for you and realize how bad of an idea socialism really is. Free college and healthcare sounds great until you are the one footing the bill.

Both terms, though?

Someone who only wins in cities is a bad candidate because that candidate will always lose.

I’m sure Dave Vanian and Captain Sensible will be thrilled to hear that.

Agreed. Floyd has a distinct advantage in offense and defense. 

Mayweather’s is a little over 50%

ANSEL ELGORT is an anagram for LEGAL STONER.

I’d prefer it if everyone left their children at home. We all make sacrifices to live together in this this crazy old world, don’t we?

“Thanks for playing” is a solid burn, mom. You should use it at the end of all your posts!

When I saw the headline I immediately wanted to make a Perry Farrell joke but then I realized I’m a million years old and decided just to ask the nurse to wheel me into the common room so I can watch my stories.

I think it was a borderline stoppage and not one I personally am terribly upset about. But I also see Chiesa’s point of view and very much doubt that allowing the fight to go one five or ten more seconds would have resulted in a serious injury.

Duh, they don’t keep the secret government labs for forcing people to walk backwards in Florida. That’s the first place people would expect to find them.

I’m almost positive this is possible under normal conditions, but I don’t think turning off any engine is the first thing you want to do if your plane is behaving strangely. (Unless the engine is on fire, of course.)

Box-shaped, stop trying to make Godwin happen. It’s not going to happen.

This is a quality joke.

One of the multitude of refs, commission officials, cut men, and other various MMA support staff that Dana has fueded with.

The point is that there would be no controversy at all if the stoppage had come ten seconds later.