Why are you here?

Aw, c’mon. Bobody’s Nurfict.

You’re thinking of the UFC’s current generation of stars.

Exactly this. White legitimately thinks that the UFC is giving all of its fighters a really favorable deal. An awful lot of fighters don’t share this opinion.

This is an old trick that I heard about from photographers who travel with a lot of delicate equipment in checked bags.

Do you work at SeaWorld?

Are you havin’ a laff?

The Rothko Chapel is a great choice too (if you are an artsy-fartsy type). There are a couple of other galleries and museums in the general area too (Cy Twombly Gallery, Menil Collection).

I don’t know if it ever finished anyone, but the all-time best signature move is the Garvin Stomp.

Jake the Snake Roberts had the best DDT of all time.

This comment is the Sweetest Thing.

LOL I guess I’m triggering you now.

I remember when Bill Cosby was touring the country delivering scoldy speeches about how we all needed to grow up and accept more personal responsibility. I’m glad you’re out there to pick up that Cosby mantle.

Your whole game here is straight out of the 4chan for Dummies playbook.

You lost me for a bit in the middle but you really finished strong.

Yes.

Go back to 4chan, troll.

He’s a misogynist on the count of you finding something hard to believe? And him saying sluts?

You should just stop using the internet entirely. Too much porn on it.