Obviously a problem for which firearms are the best solution.

A very, very, good girl.

And this is the maddening part of all of this. You know what you like, but you also suspect that part of the reason you learned to like it springs from some nasty, oppressive dogma. So you start thinking that you should do something that you enjoy less so you can be more ideologically correct.

This is easily the most sensible and logical of all the comments here.

If you include one more fallacious argument in your post I think you get a gift certificate for free curly fries at Arby’s.

Uncle Drew is no Lil Penny.

Like the repeated investigations of Clinton’s emails that also found nothing?

Nevertheless he persisted.

Just stay away from the ham sandwiches.

Is there any other kind?

I was thinking Ikea lamp, but metal band works too.

Counter-counterpoint: That’s exactly the problem. Sports were a great distraction from politics until the whole fucking country spontaneously combusted. Now wallowing in my distractions makes me feel like a great big man-baby.

Rock my Adidas, never rock Fila.

If there’s anything better than watching second-tier DC political hacks bomb while telling shitty street jokes, I’ve yet to see it.

Also, the “punishment” he has received for repeated charges of violent behavior amounted to a few thousand dollars in fines and a couple months in jail. (County jail, not prison.) He has almost certainly bribed and coerced witnesses to keep himself out of trouble.

Your time will come. Trust me.

He’s our first truly postmodern president.

This take is so hot it melted all the snow off my roof. Well done.

So what if the whole thing had transpired between Mixon and the 115 pound 5'4" dude she was there with? You’d be OK with that?

Perfect.