I bet Hawaii can’t wait to say goodbye to these.

I am legitimately interested in why everyone is so hung up on earning the respect of a washed-up NFL quarterback.

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

This really is the most economical way I know to get diabetes.

This really is the most economical way I know to get diabetes.

Much more tasteful than the women’s counterpart.

A U.S. Cellular® Smartphone, apparently.

This comment is profoundly underrated and deserves all the stars.

Saying this over and over in the thread doesn’t make it true.

I’m pretty sure all of these EDC posts are just a way to show off how much money a person can spend on pens, pocket knives, flashlights, and headphones.

I have a serious question. Why does every single EDC bag need a flashlight? I am an old-ass man and I can count the number of times in the last 40 years that I’ve been out of my house and suddenly needed a flashlight on one hand.

Those quads are fucking unbelievable.

The more important question is where the ancient Goths got their clove cigarettes.

I feel like Crossfit should be higher on the list.

NAME ONE.

I saw Benoit walking around at the MGM casino a few hours before a PPV event in the mid-late 90s. He was a little shorter than I thought he would be, but really improbably wide. Like someone took a normal muscular dude and messed with his aspect ratio.

An object that has been classified as “art” for tax purposes?

Could this take get any hotter?

This is perfect. An argument about the Pats and Broncos is the most interesting discussion related to the article about the Dolphins.

Counterpoint: No, it isn’t.

From what I read elsewhere, it sounds like Bellator will cover medical costs. I think the GoFundMe is to help out because that dude is not going to be fighting again for a long time.