No, thanks. You can keep him.

So this story is just a dick complaining about two balls.

Guns don’t kill people. Duffel bags kill people.

“...because we’re all out of jaguars.”

I can’t wait until the reality show where she puts together a dance squad in a federal women’s prison.

But I shouldn’t ever have to think about what I’m saying. If I have to think about the consequences of my words, what’s the point of being white?

Great. Now an American is going to have to shoot two jaguars if we want to win the gold medal.

Look, at the end of the day champioships are obviously of some value in evaluating players’ careers. I doubt anyone would say otherwise. You just came in super hot at the beginning of the conversation, implying that they are an extremely important criterion. I think most folks would say that’s not true.

...says the guy who posted this.

YOU’RE A CONVERSATION.

This is the end of our conversation.

The difference between Payton and Sanders is 1457 yards. The difference between Sanders and Bettis is 1607 yards. These figures are comparable.

So again, you say championships are the tie-breaker when you determine there is a tie. Based on your subjective valuation of other factors. Because you say so.

Doubling down on a bad argument with little or no data to refute counter-arguments will hereby be known as the “Bayless stratagem.”

Sure. I understand your argument. I just think it is terrible. Winning a championship depends on too many things beyond an individual player’s performance.

So rings are important when you say they are and not important when you say they aren’t.

So Trent Dilfer is a better quarterback than Dan Marino?

OK a few things here. First, it seems there are two versions of the Pilot Metropolitan/MR. The European version accepts standard international cartridges while the American version only accepts Pilot cartridges. There’s a ton of confusion about this; some sources say that the MR version always means the European…

I’m sure these are the type of people who go to church and yell “spoilers!” if anyone mentions the crucifixion.

Why do 1.0mm points even exist? Can’t we just give the people who like them those fat crayons kids in kindergarten use and be done with it?