Google “bot fly larva removal” and come back to me with your mosquito hate.

Reddit is the women’s studies department at Vassar in 1994 compared to 4chan.

Later in life just move on to massive financial fraud and domestic abuse. So I guess they’re like some sort of scumbag Pokemon.

He’s really more of a half-orc than an elf, but I agree with the sentiment.

I want to start a public access show that is just Nick and Chid talking like this for an hour.

There’s definitely a joke in here somewhere about pros and cons.

This is a smart life choice and also horrible Kinja.

This is great if you put any stock in Freud’s tripartite theory of personality, which is largely discredited by actual psychologists, cognitive researchers, and sociologists.

If Varg Vikernes had written “Achy Breaky Heart” it still wouldn’t be a metal song.

Saying it isn’t causal with no evidence is no different than saying it is causal with no evidence.

Google is the solution. All of it.

They aren’t going to compare him to Moyes, they are comparing him to Alex Ferguson.

I’m also being silly. I really think we should let The Rock decide.

Now when someone asks you “Why do you hate America?” you have a very specific answer.

I would pay good money for that children’s book.

OK, then who decides what is and isn’t art?

Or just eat the whole bag in one sitting and spend the rest of the day hating yourself.

I don’t care a boat this story. They’re just doing this to increase album sails.

At least not visible hickeys.

This is correct; a 5th English team will be allowed if Liverpool win the Europa League.