Thanks boss, I’ve been pleased with my performances lately and will continue trying to improve.

I agree, the current system rewards extreme, often dangerous, weight loss in preparation for a fight. There are certainly some rule tweaks that can make weight cutting less dangerous, and the UFC seems to be slowly moving in that direction.

I’m advocating a change from “that’s so Spursy” to “that’s so Mersey” to honor Everton’s achievements this season.

Just be glad neither team Evertoned away a two goal advantage.

I’m pretty sure that you need to have grown up watching Annoying Orange videos to make PDP tolerable.

As strict compensation, it may be high. As a punative measure, I’d happily see it doubled.

Claiming to be more healthy than regular potato chips is like claiming to be less racist than Hitler — not necessarily something you want to be bragging about.

I love baseball Pete Holmes!

I don’t have any thoughts on this that aren’t already covered in the comments. I just wanted an excuse to type Tokyo Sexwale. #TeamSexwale

You realize that you are reading UCL coverage on an American general-interest sports site, right?

Is it any better, really? Or do the skeevy men just hide their intentions better?

White Denim is a band.

I LOATHE THE VIRGINIA REEL. NEVER SPEAK OF IT HERE AGAIN.

True, but Wilson is an insincere corporate automaton who is literally impossible to like.

I love “etiquitte” questions that are thinly-veiled attempts to get somone to sanction behavior that the asker KNOWS is monstrous.

You are a true hero.

What REALLY makes this picture is that the Dolphins are losing by 34 points. To the Titans.

Or those things are the cause of piracy. It is difficult to establish a clear, documented causal link in either direction.

This is obviously fake. There is no way a French guy doesn’t have access to a corkscrew.

This is why I’m glad to be an Everton fan; all of our hope is thoroughly evaporated in November, so we don’t ever have to get in testy arguments about who is the worst late-season choke artist.