Well, now we know Serena Williams shits glitter.

Okay, basics, let’s get something clear: sometimes a bad guy needs to be a bad guy because you don’t need to know their “backstory” or mythology or whatever. It is one of the oldest aspects of storytelling that a villain can be a villain without explanation. Simple as that.

With a heavy dose of prayer to the baby Jebus, I’d say.

*stare*

I’ve checked with my cat and he confirms that he had nothing at all to do with this.

Also, King Triton is a muscle-daddy fuckboi.

It’s probably in reference to the concept that heterosexual people - you know, the commoners - would excitedly proclaim or whisper hurriedly that they were friends with Janice or Brian and, you know, they’re not “normal”, they’re “one of them”, you know, “a gay”.  It’s one of those terms us UK LGBT people have…

*pours the vodka* You earned it. These silly little kids and their silly little views that LGBT society only began in the 1980s!!

I know I’m going to piss a few with this comment: Marc Bolan was infinitely sexier to watch perform than David Bowie ever was.

Well, we know Pongo and Perdita did it doggy-style to get their pups...

Mate, I raise a fucking glass of vodka to you and salute you! And I agree - can we get a gay male perspective on this character? Jesus Fucking Christ, but this site is stuffed to the gills with Interchangeable Emma’s with Turquoise Hair and sweet nothing else to contribute.

Is that the one where Alyssa Milano does her “shrieky/crying teenage daughter” thing?  God, I hated that movie.

Greenland, where I actively cheered on the comet and wished for the entire human race to be exterminated.

Just fly the fuckers into the ocean.  There, problem solved!

Don’t you people have Air Marshals, you know, those people with guns and shit?  Either way, I’m all in favour of drunks on planes getting a needle to the neck.  Knock ‘em out, ditch their arses at the terminal and let nature take it’s course.

Ew.  I saw someone do that in the KFC up the road from me.  Made me shudder right down to the marrow...

Here’s the big question: why don’t U.S. Burger King customers also get to try the Nashville sandwich?

I want Rita to have a happy ending.  She seems so lost, both in Gilead and Canada, and I hope they give her some happiness before the show ends.

June laying into Serena was masterful. We all know Elisabeth Moss is a fantastic actress and this just showcased it. Serena doesn’t deserve joy. She doesn’t deserve to have a child (horrible to say that, but I was nodding along when June cursed her child) and she doesn’t deserve peace, not after all of the lives she…

Goddamn, but I’d read that.