Finally, a rational response that doesn’t shriek of Millennial Outrage.  Do you do the same with chocolate or do you prefer “the old fashioned way”?

You’ve allegedly got a degree in culinary arts (where from, dear? McDonald’s University?) and you’ve never heard of a stovetop being referred to as a hob?

*stares*

Don’t try and utilise logic with these people.  Outrage and fear is their currency and turquoise hair dye is expensive for these little fuckers.

It’ll go lovely with all of those awful, muted, bleached pastels you lot seem to adore. Remember colour? Remember vibrancy?  Congratulations, Gen Z:  you’re boring as fuck and you dress like a Golden Girls drag tribute act.

Behold, America.  A land where a sizeable portion of the population thinks they’ve been probed by aliens.  

Allison, the orbital weapons platform have a target lock. Just say the word and we’ll take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

So, Gabrielle? Care to answer a really pressing question I’ve got?

“We don’t really give a fuck”, said the UK.

Michelle Yeoh would do it without even breaking a sweat.

Seconded. That was that rarest of unicorns - a Netflix film that didn’t feature an annoying teen cast you wanted to sell into slavery to work in a mercury-riddled gold mine and didn’t leave me wanting to scratch the writers eyes out at a hundred mph...

Love always wins. Just remember that, o American bigots. Plus, hello, the LGBT community is fucking powerful - we have the unicorns on our side, and the gay agenda is planned and built by our lesbian cohorts (so you know that shit works). Face it: we’re armed with fabulousness and you’ve only got Hot Pockets and…

God, I love Brie’s cover of that song. It was already fucking excellent but that was just...*chef’s kiss*

And an alleged-prostitute fag hag. Don’t forget the fag hag.

I would have left them to bob.  Shit floats, after all.

Ugh. I’m getting flashbacks to some wee Instacunts mocking Selma Blair when she did an Instagram story discussing her (at then) recent MS “revelation”, claiming that she was simply disguising substance abuse issues or a long-running drug addiction problem, etc etc.

Or poison darts at 30k.  

You deserve a massive hug. I work in customer service myself and I have tales to tell of cunty fuckwits phoning my company and getting abusive over the phone - and I mean abusive.  We’re talking “I’m going to find out where you live, kick down your door and stab your cat to death” (good luck - he’s a trained fuzzy…

You know what always - always - pissed me off about Starbucks during this pandemic? That they seemed to operate on this idea that everything was hunky-dory and that they had an “obligation” to keep making everything available to their customers. Cunts, you make coffee (and pretty fucking awful coffee at that) and…

It would have looked good but still have been shit.  Let’s not kid ourselves here!