If it’s rose, it’s always bad.  *haughty sniff*

He looks like an angry cat’s anus in that picture.  Fucking imbecile.  Just remove him from the genepool.  We’re done with him.

Everyone knew he was child trafficking, your government didn’t stop him. Why scream into a pillow unless you’re a frantic baby? Everybody knew in every upper power level and everyone was cool with it.

Her?!

Oh, her.  I thought she’d fallen into a crevice or a vat of butter or something.  

Thank fuck she’s not doing some sort of lazy “rainbow” or “unicorn” or “galaxy”-hued shite.  

This is why the rest of the planet hates you, America.  You allow these demented fucktards to procreate.

“and you won’t see any shiny influencers vying for top visibility on this platform.”

I could afford my very own horse, which I intended to build in a neighbor’s backyard.

“Motherfucker, I will fucking drop you. You wanna go? You wanna go?”

Er. No.

Let us thank the tender mercies of dignity that she didn’t call one of them “Bruce Jenner II”.  And at least there’s no weird spellings or potential confusion with Australian megastars (I’m staring at you, the so-called billionaire...)

Well, it’s not as cringe-inducing as that fucking Instagram “Influencer” trying to get a freebie from The White Moose Cafe in Dublin (seriously irritating individual. Any grown fucking person who calls themselves either “a boy” or “a girl” when they’re clearly over the age of 18 and legally an adult needs some major…

Oooh and can it have one of those tampon-music soundtracks?  You know the ones - all-female, preferably acoustic guitar and/or ukeleles?

I don’t think I ever really did pandemic purchasing. I planned my meals, I planned substitutes and I would go “fuck it, I’m having toast tonight!” if I couldn’t get the things I wanted.

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Yeah, I’m more interested for ITH.  This remake - designed and marketed towards gullible little bloggers like our wee Shannon up there - is just a pure money-grab.

No, it’ll happen relatively quickly. There are cases of former police officers from where I live (Glasgow, UK) being jailed for pretty minor things compared to what this murdering fucker did who ended up either being broken to a pulp or killed. Word gets out amongst the prison population and inevitably there’ll be some…

When she walked on I thought “oh god, ScarJo’s here to hijack something again...” and then - boom - JLD. Cue my going “NO FUCKING WAY”.

Oh fuck, I forgot about that.  Not to mention “step into the cool waters of Darienne Lake”...*shudder*