Just watched Phil De Franco’s latest newscast about this story - the guy who started all of this shit on Twitter? Holy fuck.  

Well just because he can’t eat delicious, crispy chicken with some sort of “cheese” substance plastered to it doesn’t mean that you need to torture yourself!  You should whip up some pink dippy sauce to go with it.  You just need mint sauce, tomato ketchup, garam masala and some plain yoghurt.  Blend together and…

You’re feeding your poorly husband Huel?

Well, you can always have a salad and give your body a thrill?

Just an FYI from a Brit - the Peperami thing was “Meh” in British advertising. Just so you know. It didn’t distract us from thinking that Peperami were just...foul. How they’re still being made is beyond me.

It’s not a sandwich, dear.  It’s a reconstituted tube of animal matter in a sub-par bun.  *smack*

Thank Satan for the NHS. We don’t have to be bribed with diabetes buns to go get a potentially lifesaving jag.

Make sure to use the small wipes, that way you need to keep going back to wipe their grotty selves down.  Prolong that agony for them.

You need Jesus.  And maybe a couple of the saints thrown in for good measure.

You shitting me? I gave myself homesickness after posting that and spent most of the night trawling through Google Earth going “I USED TO LIVE THERE! I USED TO GO TO THAT CAFE! Oh, that place has gone right to the shitters that has...”

We’ll never agree on Lawrence/Bimini but I will say this: Bimini gave us one of the most iconic looks on any Drag Race Runway...

Tequila and regret?

Oh, Mirren can do goofy. Like, ultimate-question-goofy...

Yeah, I’m just going to come out and say it:  this is a sugar daddy and his twink.  

Yes to naan (but which variety, hmmm?), god-fucking-yes to baguettes (mais, quelle variété?) and a good-god-yes to pita.

You know...I would make these but I’d double the amount (mostly because I live with a human gannet) and I’d make at least half of these with black cherry jam (the sort you can get in Lidl) instead of ganache.  

Yeah, that really pissed me off.  There was an easier way for Lawrence to handle that situation, like in “suggest an alternative line up” if she felt that the other queens were going to be fucked over by Ellie’s choices.

Flip that argument around and you can see why Bimini didn’t win. Her looks were pretty bog-standard until after they all came back from lockdown. The only time I really took a dislike to Lawrence was when she popped off at Ellie for the comedy show - that was both unprofessional and really unpleasant for Ellie.

The one thing I’ve never really figured out about the UK versus the US version is why is it that the UK songs - UK Hun? and Break Up (Bye bye) - are better than the US stuff?

I would have preferred to see more of Kahmora’s looks, to be honest.  She is a genuinely beautiful queen and her looks are gorgeous.  My boss said that Joey Jay has “nineties lesbian hair” and I can’t unsee it now whenever they pop up.