This is such a great story!!! <3

Also how often is a conviction 100% infallible?

Well the cramping is fine. I just get brown secretion that makes me panic that it’s implantation bleeding.

...and most of them haven’t been near a pussy since Mommy gave birth to them, which contributes to the wounded fee-fees and ANGRRZ.

I’m in month 4. Have you had spotting? I’ve had spotting.

A few months into Skyla *internet high five*

In the interest of equality, these people are also dicks.

“You’re gonna need a bigger thread.”

Charles tends to the gardens. He contributes.

All the Brits who get pissed off at the Royal Family confuse me. Sure, the Monarchy is stupid, but all they are now are figureheads and tourist attractions. Guess what? A lot of people come to England not because of the well-known cuisine, but because they want to visit where the royalty lives. My Mom will buy…

Ah Chalky White! So handsome and charming and dangerous! Miss him more than nearly everything else combined from that show (and I loved a lot about that show!)

I would just like to reiterate how much I freakin’ loved Dollywood.

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

And how his legs straighten out.

He’s got a lot of signs of dementia but I don’t know his life.

And ladders and shovels and dynamite and bolt cutters and welding torches and pick axes and rock hammers and Rita Hayworth posters and...

Converted Jews are like the vegan crossfitters of Judaism: they can’t wait to tell you about it, nobody gives a shit, and you can’t wait for them to shut up.

Well, he is 85 ...

That’s awesome!

10000% unrelated, but she started following me in Instagram after I perused the Handmaid’s Tale Hulu page and she even liked some of my pics. HEAVENNNNNNNNN /brag over