Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

This whole day without women is kind of stupid. I mean my train was less crowded, work has been uneventful. What we really need is a day without men, to show how much better things ran. But men would never do this as they know they would be exposed as charlatans who would only relinquish their…

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED SO BADLY I’M GOING TO DIE

In quite possibly the most apt-metaphor since the physical manifestation of Man’s hubris struck an iceberg, the Statue of Liberty went dark just before midnight.

Yes. A whole day of Drew (and Bobby).

*hyperventilating* Is this my chance to see Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids? ARE MY DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE, EMMA?!

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

who sophie? she cute?

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

Who needs to join a yacht club yourself when you can just be a guest at one? Silly.

Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.”

I learned to “put on airs” that helped open a few doors as I got older.

I know she’s going for chill, but she’s just really wooden. She also seems really miscast here. I know she’s in her late 20's, but she comes across super young.

Yeah, I’m worried about my weeknd business too. Weirdly warm weather, no excuse not to clean out the gutters. Putting up that ladder two stories is scary and if I fall and die it’ll because I’ll be distracted thinking about how much I hate Donald Trump. Me and Selena, we both have precarious weeknd business.

Everybody needs to consider that this arrest is not a mistake: it is part of a deliberate policy. Going after the validated and innocent is part of the “shock and awe” doctrine that the Trumpkins tested out during the campaign, and are now experimenting with until they perfect it.

So, racism is finally over? That’s a relief.

I have a hypothesis about why people don’t take global warming seriously. I think it is because so much of our economy and the media depend on milking hysteria about the cold. My husband always puts the Weather Channel on in the morning. They were hyping the snow in Maine like it was a catastrophe of epic proportions…

Anyone else notice how they kept on talking about how beautiful and sunny St-Thomas was when it was clearly cloudy and super windy? I know they have to advertise locations, I mean, “St-Thomas” was the “Jade and Tanner’s wedding” of this episode.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

There is absolutely nothing someone could say they did that I would consider an over reaction to bed bugs. Threw away your $2000 mattress? Well obviously. Spent two months salary on exterminators? Sounds about right. Moved and left all your stuff behind? You can always get more stuff. Burn your house down with your…