The U is better than the Dolphins again and at least something in the world feels familiar and right

I thought he was your run of the mill perv and even felt sorry for the guy to some degree (bc it was all texting/sexting with adult women and plenty of politicians have done much worse and it barely had any effect on their careers) BUT then minors were brought into it and he even had his child sleeping near him in one…

My favorite experience of this was when I was at some group dinner thing in my 20s. Some bro-type guy was down at the far end of the table, we didn’t say a single word to each other all night (mostly because I was chatting with the people sitting near me). When I got up to leave, he shot out of his seat, insisted on…

That’s my favorite thing - the post-rejection insult. It totally works, too. Destroys the ego and makes you realize that you really DID want him after all, right?

Classic “Bro” response. Yes, you obviously were sinking so low to ask me out. SMH

For you.

See, my go-to is always “Lesbian.” Guess I’m a bit of an old-fashioned guy.

“those grapes were probably sour, I didn’t want them anyway”

One of my mother’s more glamorous friends was not at all pleased to learn she was becoming a grandmother several years before she thought was appropriate. Her son, who was already on the shit list for fathering before finishing his degree, foolishly asked what she wanted to be called after her declaration that…

The great thing about her is that she didn’t hide her real voice in favor of acrobatics and tricks, so everything we got was the real her, from her personality to her voice on stage.

I know her stuff on the radio, but when she did ‘One’ with U2 on the Grammys or something like that a few years ago, she was awesome. It was a raw performance, in a good way, very emotional.

You lucky lady.

Michael, Terrence, and Liza, would you please adopt us?

“I was always desperate to be loved by a man that I felt like, oh wow, this is him. My desperation got me tricked.”

Is that Michael Feinstein the singer and pianist who was once Ira Gershwin’s personal secretary? Because if that’s the case, I would move in with him and his husband. It would be all musicals all the time and I would love it.

Exactly! I’m just picturing them gathering around the piano for rousing renditions of Broadway and American songbook tunes after dinner...

Not only that, it also suppressed my future potential earnings and in turn decreased the % increase I’m getting for an internal promotion!

Honestly, if they ask for receipts I’m sure they’ll find some discrepancies and people not following the law... but the reality is, that it still won’t be enough to close the gap.

She was my favorite! I watched my tape of her at the Olympics probably hundreds of times when I was a kid.