Back in grad school, I was dating this asshole, and I planned this awesome surprise party at a bowling alley for him. He was totally surprised and all our friends were there. Then about twenty minutes I slipped and fell on the lane and split my chin open. Somehow NO ONE saw it, but when they turned around and saw me…

That’s awesome! I don’t ski so I’ve only been there in the summer/spring to go hiking, moslty around Les Cornettes de Bise. But I remember having really good food and beer at Le Fer Rouge (a bit “touristy” but still nice, always packed). La Chapelle is beautiful :)

Her eyes when they start in on the first few bars of “All I want for Christmas” are saying, “Calm down James, you don’t go ham on these first few lines, you purr them. Put that Broadway voice away for 20 goddamn seconds.”

I’m glad to see Mariah Carey still does the “I’m single now, so bring em out” attitude towards her body that she did in the 90's.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

I am not an anti-Semite by any means, and I am not opposed to helping Israel however we can; however, it has always seemed to me that Israel is only interested in what is best for the Jewish people, and they want everyone else (i.e. other governments) to be interested in what is best for them as well above other…

Idk you were pretty funny they other night when you were talking about what a righteous stud you are. Literally never laughed so hard.

“Northsplain”

I don’t want to Northsplain to you, Anna, but you have to rent a snowmobile. 

“I like flowers. They’re beautiful. I think, ‘Well, they’re going to be dead in three or four days, but my God, aren’t they beautiful now?’ ” He leans back and exhales. “Everything’s so transient,” he says. “Everything dies.”

Plus his brother committed suicide—not a walk in the park.

Anderson may have been alone for a lot of his childhood, but his relationship with his mom is incredibly close. It’s possible that he feels disconnected/distant from his extended family, but his mom has been a pretty active part of his life since at least the death of his brother if not before.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

To be fair to Belichick, fuck Tim Tebow.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

OT: I know I’ve posted this multiple times but please sign everyone!

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…