I’ve got no smart assed responses, no critiques. Encyclopedic piece, and I like it. Thx

I had to scroll all the way down here for a pic of some queen-sized panties.

Well, I’ve already seen London and France so...

Your hardwired phone can still contact emergency services even without paid landline telephone service.

IDK, I think the Queen is getting kinda shaky with the sword-holding thing at this point. LET’S KNIGHT KANYE.

I woulda gone with L.A. Law’s Michael Tucker for Bernie M.

Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?

I realize we’re in the midst of a french press fad but please realize that they make terrible coffee.

I realize we’re in the midst of a french press fad but please realize that they make terrible coffee.

I maybe would have just closed the curtains, let them finish and sleep over, woken them up with Plan B and a bloody mary.

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

NO. No. Stop. Nope. No. No. No. No.

The Brownest Eye.

I see myself as transcorporeal. This physical form is just an affectation of biological circumstance. I really identify as a ghost.

I like the idea of Israel.

No, I would not. Get back to me when she’s got Bowie on her spotify list.

The real hipsters drink Crystal, from Pepsi.

Diet Coke is quite honestly the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted. If I could prevent one technological advance from happening in human history, I would pick aspartame in a heartbeat.