forsythepjones
Forsythe P. Jones
forsythepjones

Mitch Cullin follows and often reblogs my photos on tumblr. I’m definitely going in support.

Worth it, yeah. Parts of it will stay with you. Avoid Korine’s other shit, though.

I hope to god they have a better score this time around. That plinking and plunking soundtrack was annoying.

Dude ‘sploded!

“It keeps me occupied in between phone calls from Joss saying there might be something going on, at some point, where he could use me.”

So, in essence, you login, then look at what’s been stored. Ah, ok.

On any network? Jeepers—-

It’s “cap’n” Brit. Jesus and the mother of CHRIST

It’s hard to have sex to completion when you’re crying the whole time. So, sorry, JLaw, no baby for you.

Nope. Kirk Alyn was before The Mole Men.

You know what protects against gum disease and tooth decay? Regular brushing and flossing. Just a tip, Gov. Though I do understand you probably don’t have a lot of room to fit a brush, considering the Bros Koch have their dick in there.

Those abs just don’t make anatomical sense, both in shape and in number.

I love hearing that. “You can sleep over, but we’re not going to have sex” always means “OK, we’re totally going to fuck, but I want you to think I do it on the first date.”

Notice, though, this is what everyone says when they’re up for or cast in a comic book movie role.

It’s a fucking joke about a blow job. Nothing to get irritated over. I know in this enlightened age, when sex is no longer sex, but something that has to be agreed upon by a committee of liberal over-seers. Once approved, then maybe nominally enjoyed, but only as one would enjoy a fine, GMO and pesticide free,

Yeah, I suppose someone who is a “blow job connoisseur” wouldn’t pick up on subtleties.

sigh.

Fuck all of you who want to disrupt my commute with your loud, obnoxious singing and bible shit.

Casey, Casey, Casey. . . Those aren’t “random” foods. The word random does not mean odd or unusual or mismatched.

whoa.