If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

You wanna start THIS fight? Go on then, swing!
No self respecting barbecuer uses gas grill!

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

I think I agree with you. It’s all just a big marketing tool these articles. Always promoting products on the sly. Like Jimmy Falon and Ellen they do it everyday. Now our favorite web
pages seem to be playing the same game. I’m not falling for it. Kids don’t need much to have fun. A big bag of nothing worthwhile is…

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

My 17-year-old self is rejoicing.

bobby is an ihop truther

Cosigned - little kids are dumb as hell. The things I have pulled out of nostrils and ear canals......

Fair enough, but my parents took me on some gnarly camping trips when I was a kid where the above stuff wouldn’t be nearly enough. I mean, I remember being like 12 and having a backpack that weighed more than me on as we trekked 30 miles across the Utah desert. I imagine this is just *one* bag they bring along for a…

Under Armor does a great job of outfitting fat suburban dads and 7-year-olds.

Nothing’s as bad as their actual name, Under Armour. Fuck that’s stupid.

Attempting to teach my dad the same openmindedness and compassion that he taught me growing up is no easy feat. He kept asking me about when the Diane Sawyer interview was airing, then when I asked him if he’d seen it, he said, “Yeah, I had to turn it off. Too weird.” He then told me how excited he was to see the…

Would definitely mouth fuck this.

Business is a-boomin’ in the field of conservative hypocrisy. These guys don’t just have skeleton’s in their closets, they have entire elephant graveyards.

Freaker of the House.

Not trying to ruffle any feathers but I have always been confused as to why Cameron Crowe has had any sort of career. I really think all of his movies are incredibly overrated. But that’s just my opinion.

If it’s going to be cold water only why not skip the pretense and just hose yourself off?