“Music engineer” = the guy at Guitar Center who mans the DJ display.

...Hillary is very seasoned in a way. She’s corrupted already, so people aren’t going to be disappointed in a way. They won’t be surprised.

When I have guests, I fully expect them to be boning once the lights are out and doors are closed.

Next, she’s going to film herself having sex with a black dude. If you watch it without her consent, you are saying “yes, she is black.”

Seriously. This is like a hundred times worse than the 50 year old who suddenly wants to be Asian, so she starts wearing saris and proclaims she’s a Buddhist or Hindu.

Oh, yeah, just like in real prison, where Halloween dress up happens all the time. God Bless The U.S.

Oh, wow, so the UN is both useless and has a bunch of rapists.

Ugh. Goatees. This is not 1994. They are no longer cool.

This is making a mockingjay out of the creative process!

Miley Cyrus desperately wants you to know she is alive via her vagina.

Looks comfortable. Too bad it’s ugly as sin.

“I was really scared of girls and just women in general, but I think God had a plan for that.”

You do know he is not Canadian, right? He was born and raised in Michigan. . .

I hosted a podcast for a time. It was fun and a LOT of work.

Spreadable poo in a jar

When I was a kid, I was in a stroller until I was, oh, old enough to walk without constantly tripping.

He’s the POPE. He who was crapped out of the Holy Anus needs no such thing. He’ll sail past the pearly gates like Kanye through airport security.

Just be careful of Rick Santorum and his Prayers of Power.