Unless you want to sleep on the couch, I guess not.

Ah, so your saying it’s best when your partner is selfish? Noted.

What he was thinking. . .

Did he buy $82k worth of snacks at that game?

Careful - don’t try to scrutinize posts too much. Are you trying to get yourself blocked?

He needs to set his apology to some shitty dad rock. You know, to drive home the point.

Sir Topham Hatt is still very much alive, thank you.

Jackie Mason here needs to reassess that thought.

Well... this explains why I feel crummy 24 hours a day.

#1 in the men’s room, #2 in the women’s?

...because you know all them homos are just thirsty for some straight D regardless of anything else.

Korrena sounds like the American who was abroad, who talks endlessly about their time abroad, throwing in heaps of regional slang to drive home the point.

If this puts an end to EDM, I say make ‘em sweeter.

So you live in the bush in Australia?

I’m not sure of your point...

Don’t take your kids where there are venomous snakes, yes.

Lord on high, I feel sorry for each and every one of her ardent supporters. Her presidency will only slightly less horrid than if we elected some GOP trilobite.