no.

...but there needs to be some reasoning behind the McGuffin, otherwise the movie would be pointless.

Once you buy a suit made of this fabric, you’ll never need to buy another one. People will buy clothing, and then the demand will dry up.

Ugh. Goatees. This is not 1994. They are no longer cool.

Because it’s wholly not needed. With public school budgets being slashed (thanks, GOP!), they need to stop devoting time and resources to the unnecessary.

Let’s bemoan the cutting of science and math taught in our schools, and not handwriting. Cursive is nice and all, but totally unnecessary.

This is making a mockingjay out of the creative process!

Miley Cyrus desperately wants you to know she is alive via her vagina.

Looks comfortable. Too bad it’s ugly as sin.

“I was really scared of girls and just women in general, but I think God had a plan for that.”

“Yeeeaaahh, that’s right. I do the orange juice commercials. I have no scruples.”

The “last” Hunger Games movie.

Ladies! Now the government, via Apple, can track your cycles!

You do know he is not Canadian, right? He was born and raised in Michigan. . .

But it’s Marvel. People will see it just because of that — it’s not like it’s The Green Hornet or something.

When GotG came out, I was perplexed that Marvel made it seem like everyone knew who they were. I thought it might fail because it was only loosely tied into the MCU.

I get the feeling Marvel is a bit worried about Ant-Man. . .

I hosted a podcast for a time. It was fun and a LOT of work.

Spreadable poo in a jar

When I was a kid, I was in a stroller until I was, oh, old enough to walk without constantly tripping.