forsythepjones
Forsythe P. Jones
forsythepjones

Ugh. Goatees. This is not 1994. They are no longer cool.

This is making a mockingjay out of the creative process!

Miley Cyrus desperately wants you to know she is alive via her vagina.

Looks comfortable. Too bad it’s ugly as sin.

“I was really scared of girls and just women in general, but I think God had a plan for that.”

You do know he is not Canadian, right? He was born and raised in Michigan. . .

I hosted a podcast for a time. It was fun and a LOT of work.

Spreadable poo in a jar

When I was a kid, I was in a stroller until I was, oh, old enough to walk without constantly tripping.

He’s the POPE. He who was crapped out of the Holy Anus needs no such thing. He’ll sail past the pearly gates like Kanye through airport security.

Just be careful of Rick Santorum and his Prayers of Power.

Unless you want to sleep on the couch, I guess not.

Ah, so your saying it’s best when your partner is selfish? Noted.

What he was thinking. . .

Did he buy $82k worth of snacks at that game?

Careful - don’t try to scrutinize posts too much. Are you trying to get yourself blocked?

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He needs to set his apology to some shitty dad rock. You know, to drive home the point.