Sir Topham Hatt is still very much alive, thank you.

Jackie Mason here needs to reassess that thought.

Well... this explains why I feel crummy 24 hours a day.

#1 in the men’s room, #2 in the women’s?

...because you know all them homos are just thirsty for some straight D regardless of anything else.

Korrena sounds like the American who was abroad, who talks endlessly about their time abroad, throwing in heaps of regional slang to drive home the point.

If this puts an end to EDM, I say make ‘em sweeter.

So you live in the bush in Australia?

I’m not sure of your point...

Don’t take your kids where there are venomous snakes, yes.

Lord on high, I feel sorry for each and every one of her ardent supporters. Her presidency will only slightly less horrid than if we elected some GOP trilobite.

I guess I’m going off on a tangent, admittedly, but it just seems like parenting is so excessive these days. We went on plenty of hiking trips when I was a kid. But my parents were with it enough to know that they shouldn’t be taking kids on paths that would challenge Indiana Jones.

The species was in terrible shape before hyper-parenting kicked in. Our folks WERE terrible, it’s true, if only because they couldn’t buy protective gear.

Please, this will never happen. Everything uttered in a meeting this year could have been handled via email.

Unless you’re drilling a LOT of holes in your ceiling, it seems like vacuuming or sweeping up takes just as much energy as cutting a basketball in half.

I guess it’s a product of our current age, but I remember traveling in a car for 12 hours with the bare essentials. A jug of water. A jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread. It didn’t seem like we had a rolling Costco.

Don’t kid yourself. The only thing that will change is what the government begrudgingly admits to (because of leakers).

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

While many police departments in the U.S. don’t set any quotas at all, some may still have minimums set in place to make sure that officers are actually out there doing their job.