It reminds me of my cat, when he wakes up and looks at me as I walk into the room.

spooky!

This is amazing.

“You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it.”

The Whorship Enterprise

What about the people who constantly use the word “awesome” to describe everything and anything? Are they nicer? Or just annoying?

Inbox is terrible. Muddled, hard to look at. Just a big mess. I’ll stick with regular gmail.

Nothing quite like sucking on Cinnamon Toast Crunch scented steam through a lightsaber/dildo combo.

The pink ones would be considered Lipstick Lesbian Chic in Portland, Oregon.

PRINCECHARLES?

Spouses are like cars - they depreciate in value the minute you drive them off the lot.

She looks like a squeezed water balloon

Sweet white trash goatee, dooooood.

Good advice.

I do not need you, Facebook. In fact, there have been no social repercussions for not allowing you onto my computer and phone, at all. My life is just as full without you tracking my every single move*.

The Seiko has the advantage, I believe. I own both - the Seiko and the pictured Timex.

The Seiko has the advantage, I believe. I own both - the Seiko and the pictured Timex.

Funny! I just bought one of those and I love it.

Funny! I just bought one of those and I love it.

Hm. I was expecting something a little more. . .