In all seriousness, thank you immensely for posting a transcript of your podcast. That more people aren’t doing this is truly befuddling.

Also learn to apply hand sanitizer properly, a hap hazard squirt a bit of goop in your hands and rub the palms together isn’t effective. Much like the handwashing process someone else posted, you need to apply it to all of your hands, making sure to pay attention to around your finger nails & under any rings you might…

Because we drank all the gelatin.

Yes, sing Happy Birthday to measure the appropriate duration of hand-washing and, to wash effectively, use this process:

I bought Febreze once, used it, and got a terrible headache from the odor. If Khloe wants to fuck my bottle, she’s welcome to it.

The sponcon could have been way less weird if she only used the caption “YOU try looking sexy while your house smells like baby vomit. Febreze: get your horny on, save your gag reflex for the good shit.”

I can’t hear “sexy baby” without thinking of the 30 rock character:

Doctors wear face masks during surgery so that their mouth germs won’t get into the patient’s open wound. Not to protect themselves from airborne viruses. If they’re dealing with patients with certain dangerous contagious diseases, they wear filter mask or respirators so that they won’t get sick. A simple face mask…

They didn’t, at all. But keep on lying, it definitely helps you to look like an unbiased party rather than an anti-trans hack.

*And falsified documents of consent AFTERWARDS. They should both permanently lose their licenses.

Being evil AF can really age a person. By the same logic, I guess this means Paul Rudd spends his off days helping old ladies cross the street and rescuing animals. 

He's only 67? 

Fucking hell. Excuse my French, but seriously nothing less extreme is applicable here. Both of these doctors should be struck off, and Capece should serve a prison sentence for altering the consent form. There have been far too many cases of doctors taking the piss with people’s wellbeing in situations where patients…

No they don’t. No one does. You’re welcome.

The point of prison isn’t supposed to be that it brutalizes people—it’s supposed to be adult time out (sometimes forever). Prison violence, and the inhumanity of the carcerel system should be thought of as failings, not “features” of the system.

“Garaffa’s license has been suspended for five months; Capece has been suspended for a full year.”

Shut the fuck up with your bad-faith interpretations of their articles.

Don’t use your hazards! People behind you will have no idea what you’re doing. Put on your blinker towards the spot you’re parking at.

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OR try Taxslayer (or a number of others) for under $10 for federal itemized and avoid the company that screwed a ton…

Just think... if social media were a thing then, you might have inspired thousands of others to also light themselves on fire!