The youths are soft. Back in my day, we drank colloidal silver, and we liked it!

Just eat a TON of beets, silly yutes.

My ex was a property appraiser and she would correct me when I called one of these developments that are like malls but they have apartments and all the store entrances are outside. Those are “lifestyle centers.”

How do you define overcharging for food? Is a pizza place that uses high quality cheese and dough and paying workers a fair wage overcharging for $25 pizza?

So it’s the food court minus the mall?

So I’m assuming a “food hall” is a modern, more expensive version of what I’ve always known as a “food court?”

“The carbon emissions aren’t the only environmental issue by a long shot.”

I have to hand it to KFC to finally come up with a plan to rid us of our current president, collateral damage be damned.

With the rare exceptions of broken financial systems causing a collapse, this is completely accurate.

Man worried about recession causes recession. 

Note to servers out there: you know how the line cooks always grumble and roll their eyes and bitch you out whenever you put in an order that deviates even a little from the menu, or when someone has a complaint about their food, or even if you have to ask them a question about the food they’re preparing?

Lady, you are on fire this week. You need to patent, trademark and then open a factory. Please submit name for new product in the comments.

Wrinkles aren’t really the only thing to worry about. Or even the main thing.

Wrinkles aren’t really the only thing to worry about. Or even the main thing.

You should at least add some lotion to that regimen. As a Black man, I’ve noticed that lighter skinned folks ignore lotion because the effects of dry skin aren’t immediately visually apparent (i.e., you can’t see the ashiness). When I get out of the shower, I look like I’ve rolled around in baby powder if I don’t put…

You should at least add some lotion to that regimen. As a Black man, I’ve noticed that lighter skinned folks ignore…

I eat smoked oysters (or the similar smoked mussels) every other week or so? Those little guys have SO MUCH IRON, so I eat them for both function and pleasure when I’m starting to feel run down, and they’re usually < $2 / can!

You have one pictured you didn’t mention - black olives! And smoked oysters. 

Non-Japanese fans of Japanese game: We are mad that a character from said Japanese game appears a slightly different shade of color in Japanese cartoon series based on same Japanese game!

Yeah, I get butthurt when the totally optional thing I’m engaging in costs me money so that the person literally waiting on me hand and foot can afford to live in the city they are living in.

This is what has confused me about the whole thing. How can I be sure that the TSA tubstacker in some other state knows that a given ID is RealID compliant? They’re likely trained that certain states’ driver’s licenses aren’t compliant, so if you show your WA EDL in, say, Iowa, are you in for a hard time?

This thing about the star in the corner of your license is incorrect. Not all states do this. In WA state, for example, the license will say “Enhanced Drivers License” in the upper right corner. There will NOT be a star there.