does anyone even know what a percent is anyway? is 1000000 a lot?
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welp, i guess we can all plan on him being cut before the regular season starts. and this reality show bullshit will help extinguish any nonsense about him being cut because he's gay. now it should be more clear that he was cut because he wasn't good enough at football, and not because he's gay. if some people were…
at least the cop actually shot someone who had a gun, this time.
on't get laid for 5 weeks, work your ass off, and then, week 5, everybody bangs their favorite teammate, and no one shows up for week 6, all that work, and all those blue balls wasted all at once (when the championship is within reach). somehow this is better than playing kickball and getting drunk and laid, like…
pretty sure the point of the story was for people to jump to the conclusion that these guys raped her. they had to leave the rape part to the reader because there's no actual evidence of that to write about.
Too soon!
they're both disgusting to me, but i chose smirnoff ice because you don't need any pretentious stemware to drink it.
crack only gets you as far as mayor of a major metro area. weed will get you all the way to the white house... toke up, kids!
i hope that tesla is doing everything they can to make sure that the people of new jersey know who voted to send those jobs and those tax dollars across the river. it's no wonder new jersey's economy is in shambles.
"The other important takeaway is that, even if your sexual communication skills leave a lot to be desired, a keen emotional sense can still give you a pretty good idea of how content your partner is (or isn't) with his or her sex life."
and of course, what would be a minimal amount of difference to a normal person would be maximized by someone who has trained their body to make the absolute most of every little bit of oxygen. maybe those few extra grams of oxygen would get me an extra few seconds, but it might be a full minute (or more?) for a…
"politically expensive" is right. nobody's gonna run on a campaign of "let's fix all this dilapidated old shit." if you want votes, you've gotta run on "tax breaks for my constituents!"
just get a smaller truck!
anything that involves a celebrity doing something "interesting" or "exciting" with a journalist and a story about it is always fake.
can we please just stop it with the fake viral "prank" videos already?
no thanks. i'm boycotting these games. partly because of the whole gay rights thing, but mostly because i just don't give a fuck about the olympics.
right, but who goes thru the effort of learning/practicing those things to commit a crime, except for someone trying to get money. apparently this kid.
i had assumed that he was well trained because he was connected and had someone to sell it to. so he learned to steal a lambo so he could what, drive up and impress this girl? take her out on a date? like the police aren't going to be all over a yellow lamborghini? how can someone be so smart and so resourceful,…