please please please, just take a year or two off, and then run for office. please.

The cause of all this, er, spirited improvisation was an

this person just sounds like a fucking asshole who thinks she's better than all of her 60 friends. Like she's all of her loser friends' fucking ambassador to the outside world. Are her friends all a bunch of gamer shut-ins that have never been outside of their apartments, or had interactions with human beings before?…

Utopia often means starting from scratch, and just as often it means excluding undesirables.

i'm gonna take a guess that this is what it looked like for a blackish dude to try and tame his hair to look more white without the advantage of modern hair products.

sisters-in-law, not sister-in-laws.

you turned your backs on the mayor at the same funeral, and you're talking about disrespect? you act like spoiled little children with absolutely no sense of self-awareness. and you think people should respect the badge? how about you respect it enough to root out the cops that are making you look bad. or at the very…

She likely won't be at the Geer rally, and says she's wary of being tagged as anti-cop.

'Oh my god that's terrible!'

or that. "guide the lightning," as they say in the biz. that stuff is too unpredictable to just let it strike wherever it wants. otherwise, you'll be waiting for a long, long time.

it sure does if you're a making a video about lightning strikes, and you have a lightning machine or graphics team to make it happen.

the same way you can't judge an entire race on the actions of a single person, you can't judge a single person by a single action. good people often do bad things, and we generally believe that people can make amends. racism is about oversimplification, and so is deciding that a person is "good" or "bad." take time…

i don't understand how this is even possible. the doors on an armored truck can just come open... accidentally? while the truck is in motion? and the cash is just kept loose in the back? in a pile? in glass jars? seems like there would a little extra protection inside the truck in case the comically ill-equipped doors…

he means well.

we can't exactly have the conversation without telling everyone.. that's how social media works.. we don't even know who our racist friends and relatives are until someone says something on social media, and then we have these conversations in front of everyone. you can't act like it's helpful to your cause for black…

i'll have to take your word for it, because all i can see is your fucking graphics.

this is problematic for those of us who love sipping on whiskey

it's true that poor whites have more in common with blacks than they do with rich whites, but blacks are held to a higher standard at every economic level. hell, look at the way obama gets treated. this guy is so clean, they had to make up scandals out of thin air (birther, benghazi, communist, etc)... and he's only…

revenge porn has nothing to do with implicating the victim in some sort of sex crime. and aside from that, being topless in public and being topless in a private photo are two totally different scenarios. there is no jurisdiction anywhere that says it's illegal to take a topless photo of yourself. sheesh.

So without net neutrality, Comcast can make you use Xfinity streaming unless you pay them more for access to Netflix. And that's on top of what you'd have to pay Netflix too! Or they can just slow down Netflix—and just Netflix—until it's totally unusable.