please please please, just take a year or two off, and then run for office. please.

The cause of all this, er, spirited improvisation was an

this person just sounds like a fucking asshole who thinks she's better than all of her 60 friends. Like she's all of her loser friends' fucking ambassador to the outside world. Are her friends all a bunch of gamer shut-ins that have never been outside of their apartments, or had interactions with human beings before?…

sisters-in-law, not sister-in-laws.

you turned your backs on the mayor at the same funeral, and you're talking about disrespect? you act like spoiled little children with absolutely no sense of self-awareness. and you think people should respect the badge? how about you respect it enough to root out the cops that are making you look bad. or at the very…

She likely won't be at the Geer rally, and says she's wary of being tagged as anti-cop.

'Oh my god that's terrible!'

or that. "guide the lightning," as they say in the biz. that stuff is too unpredictable to just let it strike wherever it wants. otherwise, you'll be waiting for a long, long time.

it sure does if you're a making a video about lightning strikes, and you have a lightning machine or graphics team to make it happen.

the same way you can't judge an entire race on the actions of a single person, you can't judge a single person by a single action. good people often do bad things, and we generally believe that people can make amends. racism is about oversimplification, and so is deciding that a person is "good" or "bad." take time…

he means well.

we can't exactly have the conversation without telling everyone.. that's how social media works.. we don't even know who our racist friends and relatives are until someone says something on social media, and then we have these conversations in front of everyone. you can't act like it's helpful to your cause for black…

i'll have to take your word for it, because all i can see is your fucking graphics.

it's true that poor whites have more in common with blacks than they do with rich whites, but blacks are held to a higher standard at every economic level. hell, look at the way obama gets treated. this guy is so clean, they had to make up scandals out of thin air (birther, benghazi, communist, etc)... and he's only…

i am able-bodied. can i request a wheelchair? i want to start taking them now, just so i can tip the pusher.

The Chinese government does not like its country's ultra-rich to show off their wealth.

if evolution is real, then why is curt schilling still an ape? check mate athetits!

protests and rallies tend to take place on college campuses, so of course you need military equipment to make sure the kids don't forget who's in charge. slap a pain cannon on that thing, and you're ready to shut down any peaceful gathering in minutes!

if a car manufacturer deigns and builds a car specifically with a certain demographic in mind, then there is no problem assigning that car to the demographic that it was made for. in this case, "chick car" is only inappropriate because the car was made for broke-ass college kids. perhaps "kiddie car" would be more…

i thought it was funny how yesterday ALL of the sports radio pundits were going on and on about how the suspension was too short, but today, they're all talking about how it seems like he's turned over a new leaf, and everyone should give him the benefit of the doubt because he seemed to be speaking from the heart at…