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I have the ASUS CancerTron 3100U (U tells you its good, its only 4 less than X, which is best) and its been a game changer. I had been apartment living with some craptastic Netgear but then when I bought my house it just couldnt hang. Further bedrooms would drop for mobile devices and I got Plex for streaming (wasnt…

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Actually, if you want to see a fun saga, check out the special rules MLB had to implement with the Rockies due to allegations of them using special baseballs for their half of innings to fuel comebacks a few years ago. There were rumors that they would substitute special non-humidor'ed balls when they were behind.

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

Psst... Read the whole thing ;)

Or you know, a big fucking metallic pole sticking out of the top of a building.

I find most of this essay very powerful. One area I wonder about is where you think good white people feel like they should be rewarded - what should good white people do then? Not delete trolls? Not be outraged? Keep the outrage to themselves? I understand the frustration of people seemingly wanting to be…

A few more tips I picked up from going to various SBBQs:

Slow down there, Daddy-O. CNN is hep to the jive lingo the mod kids grok, ya dig?

That isn't how the law works.

Yup.

Yes, you can request a wheelchair whether you need it or not. My preferred method of helping these people is to give them a tip after I see someone else get out of the chair and not tip them.