and calls himself fuckin Guy Fieri, and has a "fiery" hairdo. and is a complete caricature of a 50 year old man who never let go of his glory days. totally deserved it. i just wish he hadn't had insurance.

i just find it hard to believe that anyone believes this one. like some developer built a massive high-rise condo with a 50 story tribute to fucking star wars? the shopping is good, but the concept is just plain ridiculous (which i'm sure was the artist's intent).

please, leave the children be.

can we please set a reminder to check in on Sochi in a few years? it'll be interesting to see how a small town in Russia decides to repurpose $51Billion worth of Olympic infrastructure.

and by screwing up, you mean that they just couldn't afford to steal enough of a bribe to pay the IOC. Russia just walks in and says "name your price. we can always steal more."

"The Games are more than $40 billion over budget, a record by many billions, and the IOC says much of that has been embezzled."

you obviously haven't seen the massive piles that this was gathered from.

i can't help but wonder if the coroner isn't trying to stoke the dying flame of reefer madness with his decision to call it "cannabis toxicity." it's documented that gemma had recently stopped taking anti depressants, which is known to cause heart problems, but instead he calls it cannabis toxicity, which is a…

FUCK, I MISSED MY EXIT!!

sure, the food sucks but... "They have good salad and breadsticks!"

SCARY BLACK MAN!!!

his eyes look like squirrel pussies. lay off the weed, man!

coach trent fucked my boyfriend.

if i'm reading this correctly, more unemployment means more stuff stuck in butts. if we're to assume that there's causation here, then is it that they're too busy jamming household items up their asses to get jobs? or it it the opposite, that they're whiling away their free time with a new hobby? expanding their…

the best part is that none of his idiot friends saw the mistake, either. "awesome sign, bro! we're gonna be on tv!"

i'm thinking there are two possible reasons for this nonsense: a) the decision maker at espn is a devout christian, throwing timmy a bone, or 2) the decision maker at espn just wants the guaranteed viewership of all the devout christians around the country. there's really no other way this makes any sense. the clause…

and paul walker wasn't even that famous. he did a series of crappy movies. i'm 100% convinced that all of the internet and media hype over his death was deliberately generated/amplified by the studio to hype the movie that he was filming at the time of his death. if he was still alive, or if he had died in between…