I am so happy baseball season is back so I can gleefully read every article shitting on the Cardinals.

Her press is always crazy, she was basically saying the same things about Visions back when Art Angels came out. She’s a car crash and I love her to death.

I blame the early death of her dad, Frank.

Say what you will about the Peppers’ music in general, they definitely have Cheops, even if now they’re mostly a bunch of old Gizas.

Look after yourself RHCP! What would happen if you accidentally fell under an ancient curse which made you only able to write the same 2-3 songs for 30 years, despite being generally capable musicians?

Frankly, this is AMAZING, and incredibly futuristic for 1965. I’d say it looks like an early design study for what would become the Porsche 914.

Long on the future, firm in their belief, Jacksonville has finally sought Release from its dry spell. Very much a head of the game. Big things are coming their way,

“Salt Life”

Even worse. He made the people of St. Louis double down on the Cardinals.

On the contrary, he made the people of St. Louis sympathetic characters, and thus you should hate him even more.

For anyone that thinks Cardinals fans aren’t very smart, this is the smocking gun.

Hold on, you’re telling me that the town that invented an milder, processed alternative to provolone cheese is boring?

Doctor Who’s is easily the most passionate fanbase that hates the guts out of the thing it exists for. I'm continually amazed by it.

Finally, STL COPs in the news for something good.

Barnstorm. Do one of those Family Circus dashed-line circuits of America like they used to do in the old College Game Day promos. If they happen to wind up in an NFL city on a Sunday that team doesn’t already have a game scheduled, they play. If not, no biggie, on to the next ‘burg.

Point of order!

Headline: Football is coming back to St. Louis!

St. Louis is getting an XFL team? This is the rare occasion where a city is getting a team that’s better than the NFL team that most recently played there.

Who’s behind it?