Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.
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“Are you surprised at my tears, sir? Strong men also cry.”
[makes the “okay” sign]
This game was such a classic trap game it should be called “The Bailey Jay Game”.
I think the preferred verbiage is “cerebral” or “scrappy” or “knows how to win”
I hate the Patriots because out of parochial defensiveness I told a woman who was giving me shit about my Pat Patriot hat that she was eventually going to die and the indifferent universe would not care about her life and whether or not cheating had tainted my enjoyment of the Patriots Super Bowl victories.
That’s probably the next step. Although what they’ll actually start selling is an American-fied, lifted, all-wheel-drive’d Polo.
I feel terrible for all the birds who were harmed in the making of this WYTS entry.
This is the team owner:
This whole article was an incredibly roundabout way for Drew to bury the lede about meeting (and not subsequently murdering) Tucker Max.
Ben Barflisberger is a human square
They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.
I’ve been to Patriot road games in KC and Buffalo. I don’t know if I could handle the Zubaz Explosion that must be a Chiefs-Bills game. That’s probably 80% of the world’s Zubaz supply in one city.
That commercial is/was awesome. I still today use the expression “Great Googly Moogly.” Anyone more then 6 years younger then me has no clue to what I am referencing.
The saddest part about Detroit is that they are absolute setting up to give us Robocop but it’s just going to end up being a Roomba with a knife taped to the top because it’s paid for by Little Caesar’s or Dan Gilbert.
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There are two annual Deadspin features that make me unreasonably happy: the first “Why Your Team Sucks” and the Christmas spectacular that is “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year”. This year, they're practically indistinguishable.
Droppin’ science like Galileo dropped the orange. Nice call.
Ponce de Leon constantly on