Benson, Arizona? Let’s have some music, Boiler.

My father bought a 1978 Cordoba immediately after his divorce. Blue body with powder blue vinyl roof AND powder blue leather seats. He installed an aftermarket cassette deck, which were copies of albums he already had on his open-reel tape deck at home. I’m pretty sure the engine was a 318, and it was the only major…

“Graveyard” makes total sense, and it’s something they’ve played live before. As you should know.

I have been wondering if Melania and 45 have something of an open marriage. He puts up with her banging the head of Trump Tower’s security because she’s okay with him getting it on with Hope Hicks...or something to that effect.

There’s a reason why #dgm exists as a hashtag. Dirty Glass Mafia!

Which Dynasty was worse: Dodge or KISS?

I got it. The fifth film will take place in Modesto, CA in September 1962. Indy tracks down one of his former students, Bob Falfa, who left college early and is drifting around his hometown drag-racing his ‘55 Chevy against any and all comers. Indy has to race Bob in order to regain his trust.

Are my eyes blurry on a Monday, or did the Veloster finally get rid of the split rear window?

I really hope Brady ends up as a part-owner of the Patriots after he retires, mainly because we may end up with a new measurement scale for post-HoF athletic failures as a sports owner. Granted, Brady will have a ways to go to top Isiah Thomas, CBA Destroyer and NBA Franchise Ruiner, but I think Elgin Baylor will…

Also, Venetian Snares has this permission.

<blockquote>My favorite takeaway from this whole spicy drama is that when the inevitable reckoning happens, and Tom Brady is forced to retire, he’s going to turn into a shriveled-up miserable shitbag. He is so insecure about his job because he can imagine a life without football, a life will be forced upon him some…

“I won’t lie. My stomach is still sore from laughing so hard.”

In my headcanon of a dystopian future America, what we now call “football” has evolved into two distinct sports with little overlap.

One version, reacting to all of the concussions, injuries, and skyrocketing insurance claims, has adopted rules and equipment that shape the sport into a hybrid of rugby, soccer, and…

The StubHub Center experiment fascinates me, as the LA Chargers may have stumbled upon the future of NFL stadiums. Instead of going bigger, go smaller with football stadiums. Make 40,000 the average seating capacity for NFL games, and tilt the amenities toward those who can truly afford it. Openly acknowledge that TV…

You forgot to mention the orange cannoli shirt.

And now, a flashback to one of Enticer’s relatives.

The stripe pattern is, to me, a subtle shout-out to the Fourth Doctor’s scarves.

Luck will never be able to heal his shoulder properly as long as he keeps chopping that wood.

Some of these would easily fit alongside The Nine Billion Names of Dave Ryder.

“We put our faith in Bobson Dugnutt!”

If anything, the $19 million is well-spent for one and only one reason: we now know what happened to the Narrator’s neck from “Rocky Horror.” Mike Glennon has it.