He’s frantically making phone calls trying to overnight cases of Stag to LA.

The Road Rover (ewwww) looks like a Panamera competitor, only with more creases and angles. The Panamera still looks like a pregnant 928 to me.

Yep. Ti-Cats are bummin’.

I’m waiting for the inevitable marriage between Taylor Swift and Kanye West. Seems a lot of this so-called beef is just grudgefucking with words, which means by 2020, they’ll be boffing for real and gearing up for the biggest wedding America has ever seen.

LASTER!

I moved to St. Louis 12 years ago. I used to despise STL-style pizza, but after living here for this long…I now merely eyeroll at it. I will say that it is the absolute best food for munchies, regardless of how said munchies came about. The combination of gooey, crunchy, sweet, salty, and (slightly) spicy is amazing…

Eh. Samir's just ripping off Pootie Tang.

Looks like Family Guy has some updates to make for their Will Smith Nice Clean Rap sketch.

I’d like to think that Turbo Teen had the cassette of Judas Priest’s “Turbo” handy.

Dear Dr. May: We know that your hair is your calling card, as you've sported voluminous curls for…what, nearly 50 years now? You'll be 70 later this year. It's really okay by us if you want to change your style. We won't think anything less of you.

The "sleep is for tortoises" line was another callback to old Tom.

On the only positive note, I am looking forward to using MST3K references for the Bears in the future.

In the Saint Louis metro area, there’s a really simple way to tell if someone is a horrible driver: look for the Joy FM sticker on their car.

Movellans! The robotic disco Rick James fighting force makes a cameo appearance! That was totally unexpected.

Cahokia? I always thought it was Sauget.

I’ll guess and say the Lego version accelerates faster than the real 2CV.

Baby Cakes is very close to the name of the Frank Zappa song “Baby Snakes.” I hope someone in the New Orleans organization has a perverse sense of humor and either requests approval for a team-themed cover of that song, or...we see a Zappa Appreciation Night at Zephyr Field.

You know, the Great Smog could make the basis of a really creepy Doctor Who episode. Though if “Horror of Fang Rock” taught me anything, killer fogs and smogs were the work of the Rutans.

Another thing going for the Ramarro was that the photos appear to have been taken at the old quarry used in many of the classic “Doctor Who” episodes.

I will feel cheated if I can’t get a vertical radio in this Omega.