I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

It is very weird and the only way to make it not weird is to create a child out of dirty clothes and pillowcases, take said laundry child with you, buy it a ticket and popcorn, watch the movie with it, then hug it afterwards and loudly proclaim how this film is going to make you a better father. If you do that, it…

Pulp Fiction.

Shut up, Donny, it's clearly a fantasy.

obviously, you are not a golfer.

It's just like "station wagon" or "estate car". It's descended from older vehicles that were used for what they sound like. Station wagons were for getting people from the train station and bringing them somewhere. Estate cars were for your country home (if you were wealthy enough to have one). Shooting brakes…

Goodyear Blip?

#corrections

My hubby says the same about me. My Bevometer t-shirt has twice the meaning :) You should get your lovely wife a t-shirt, too! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jrich…

Rob Ford Gets Air

I'm sure Mayor Ford will celebrate this win with a quiet, subdued get-together at home with family and friends.

I've got a neighbor who is all into this. He's got a bunker with a ten year supply of canned goods, so he's ready. He even gave me a tour. While I was down there, I stole his can opener though.

Wikipedia links I just found!

Pissy anecdote 'disproving' everything you said. Now I call you a snarky name and insinuate you are a deluded idiot.

Standard comment about assholes who don't eat like I think they should, followed by nutritional expertise that I overheard somewhere. Accusation that people who either do or don't eat gluten are morons. Dismissal of all medical problems of any kind in either direction.

Thanks for making me spit soda all over my iPad!

The Jurassic Park one really needed this version of the song in the video :

Juiced or not, Lance Armstrong won a lot of Tour de France titles.

First lady disapproved :)

Damn, I failed this hard. I got 0