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When I was very young, I walked in on my parents having sex (in the middle of the day! hubba-hubba!). I immediately shut the door and ran out of the house and into the garage. My dad came out a minute later and said, “Don’t ever open our door when it’s closed. We could be wrapping presents or doing taxes or making

No “Last Podcast On The Left”? I am disappointed.

Catsup and Blue Cheese Dressing for fries. Pour them right next to each other and swipe your fry through. It doesn’t taste like blue cheese, it doesn’t taste like catsup. It is a whole new flavor. Do not judge me until you’ve tried this.

He hung up on a Chicago station today.

There’s a place in San Francisco that has the heavy door/slot/password thing. It’s a steakhouse with a speakeasy theme. You call for reservations and they give you a password. I think it’s called something like “Police Union something, something”. It was fun. They have a sliding book case that leads to a pretty good

If the power’s out, the dolls don’t sing. So you’re not stuck with singing dolls, just dolls. Silent, lifeless dolls who don’t sing.

As a die-hard Buckeye fan, I’m not really upset by this. Clemson is a motherfucking beast and I didn’t want to see another beat down like last year (Alabama will get to experience that). Instead, I get a classic Big Ten/Pac Twelve game that I think can send JT out with a win. And both of the SEC teams will lose in the

I think that for entertainment, I’ll just drive by Applebee’s after 7 PM to watch the parking lot fights.

Is there a way they can fight to the death? Both of them?

So I’m thinking all those western square states are represented by just a regular cutting board. Or do you think people in New Mexico would pay extra for the two little bump outs on the bottom? For distinctive and usable state cutting boards, I would have to go with California, Ohio, Illinois, Washington and Oregon.

I am going to take this time to plug: www.burningbeancoffee.com

Domino’s used to be terrible but they have really stepped up their game. They offer a sliced sausage as a topping. Sliced off a link. That’s not something you see often.

I’m gonna guess that the starting quarterback they’re without is no longer the starting quarterback.

I thought the kids in IT were great.

I don’t know why anyone goes to football games.

The Bulls suck so bad that they will probably suck at sucking and somehow manage to blunder their way to the eighth seed in a very bad East.

Goddamnit! I hadn’t thought about Mike and the Mechanics in years and you have to go bring them up. Then I look ‘em up on youtube and start watching “All I Need Is A Miracle” and I forget what happens and I have to listen to the whole goddamned song to see if the manager gets the money which is a really stupid fucking

Have you ever actually had cold cereal? 4 out of 5 of your gold tier belong in the shit tier. All except Honey Bunches of Oats in the Top tier move to God Tier.

Are you saying people of color can’t go to a farmer’s market? The market in Villa Park is pretty diverse.

If you’re not that hungry, order the large for the value and have them cut it into 6 pieces instead of 8. Duh.