I actually just finished a Splinter post about how much I hate this woman, and her intense hate for people that aren’t rich like her. The abject greed that someone like her engages in disgusts me to no end; there is never enough money, there is never a case where she can let well enough alone.

As an OSU fan I’m glad we didn’t get in because Clemson would have kicked our ass. That said i expect both SEC teams to lose by double digits in the first round.

“a French press involving absolutely no moving parts”

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

You went to a Farmer’s Market and that’s your barometer for if there’s minorities? Do you also go to Episcopal church events and measure minority populations that way as well?

I worked at the Barnes & Noble in Wheaton for a few years and boy howdy is that one white suburb. (Also, fuck the Left Behind authors; one of them lived there and would constantly come in and rearrange the fiction shelves to highlight his terrible novels.)

Pirch is closing a bunch of stores, so the market for people who love grilling but can’t build their own smoker is very small.

I have a standard Weber propane grill. I also have aWeber smoker for that slow weekend good stuff. You can get close to this $17k setup by just throwing a chunk of hickory down on the heat shields over the flames in the corner of the grill.

fck the idiot that would pay 17,000 for that.

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

This is fucking stupid.

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

Isn’t raw vegan just some cut up vegetables? I’m cool with those. Maybe some ranch to dip it in. And a steak on the side?

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?