formerlydickmove
formerlydickmove
formerlydickmove
Mar 27 2019
141

I actually just finished a Splinter post about how much I hate this woman, and her intense hate for people that aren’t rich like her. The abject greed that someone like her engages in disgusts me to no end; there is never enough money, there is never a case where she can let well enough alone. Read more

Dec 3 2017
27

As an OSU fan I’m glad we didn’t get in because Clemson would have kicked our ass. That said i expect both SEC teams to lose by double digits in the first round.

Nov 24 2017
480

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.

Nov 1 2017
289

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight Read more

Nov 1 2017
243

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list. Read more

Sep 27 2017
4

A butt is an actual unit of measurement equaling 126 gallons. It comes from Middle English “bote”.

Sep 27 2017
3

No, I’m pretty sure he got it right. I mean just look at them.. I could fit those in ANY boat but one ONE butt.

Sep 20 2017
1

You went to a Farmer’s Market and that’s your barometer for if there’s minorities? Do you also go to Episcopal church events and measure minority populations that way as well?

Sep 19 2017
3

I worked at the Barnes & Noble in Wheaton for a few years and boy howdy is that one white suburb. (Also, fuck the Left Behind authors; one of them lived there and would constantly come in and rearrange the fiction shelves to highlight his terrible novels.)

Sep 13 2017
1

Pirch is closing a bunch of stores, so the market for people who love grilling but can’t build their own smoker is very small.

Sep 13 2017
1

I have a standard Weber propane grill. I also have aWeber smoker for that slow weekend good stuff. You can get close to this $17k setup by just throwing a chunk of hickory down on the heat shields over the flames in the corner of the grill.

Jun 14 2017
162

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

Jun 13 2017
859

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the Read more

Jun 7 2017
71

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.