Or get them every Locke and Key trade. Best comic I have read in a while

I always refereed to crop dusting leaving a path of cloudy misery as I walk by. See related picture below.

I mean, you can go farting there freely as long as you pay admission...

Yeah, just become a journalist.

"You cannot walk to the Super Bowl,"

Michigan State lost one game, by 4 points to Notre Dame, and POUNDED everyone else by double-digits. But because of this ridiculous system than includes pre-season rankings, they didn't make the top 10 till this week. They could beat Auburn or FSU, based on their defense. Too bad.

A throat chop should handle anymore requests like that.

If you've never seen Miller's Crossing (most people haven't), do yourself a favor and sit down and watch it. Maybe the best overlooked film of its era.

At least do the rest of us a favor and summarize it for us... SPARE US!!!

Please remove me from this distribution.

I would like to take this time to express my deepest regards for the opportunity to consider your banal and laborious reply to the original post.

I, too, would like to express my gratitude for making me read your tediously tiresome comment.

thanks for making me listen to this incredibly boring clip

I've always contended that Rudolph was an allegory about slavery. Think about it: the other reindeer want nothing to do with Rudolph because Rudolph is a different color. They change their mind when they realize they can exploit Rudolph by giving him the hardest job.

Your list is bad, and you should feel bad.
Top 10 should be:
10. Guys and Dolls (Seriously, they left out "Marry the Man Today," which would demote it to an HM, except, you know, 9. Frank Sinatra)
9. Pirates of Penzance
8. The Producers
7. Rent
6. Mary Poppins
5. Jesus Christ Superstar
4. Les Miserables
3. Grease
2. Chicago
1.…

This just in: Ted Williams is a head on the early Deadspin ballot.

This joke is going over my head...

I don't get it. Why?

I'm glad it won't autocomplete "preggers" because I fucking hate that word and all the cutesy abbreviated versions of "pregnant." You know how some people get all skeeved out by the word "moist?" Mine is preggers. Prego. Preggie. Baby bump. Fuck all of those terms.

He's a 32-year-old college dropout who has the maturity of 13-year-old middle school twat who gets his rocks off by prank calling old widows. To date, Tarr's greatest prank has been to get Deadspin to post an article about his assholish immaturity.