Made the mistake of watching the Katy Perry's Boobs fighting off a Tiger video....

"Mutt chomps on pom pom" is an anagram of "Pom pom mutton chops."

Not sure these programs are worth the fuss. When was the last time they had a guy go pro?

Whatever, this happens every year. Although, usually not until at least Week 4.

The adorable situation later turned horribly tragic, however, when the bear discovered the monkey bars.

Well, women eat burritos and use cells as well, those aren't 'guy' things. Actually, I can't really think of a thing that many/most guys only do in the car that women also don't do.

Killing an unarmed minority under suspicious circumstances? Check.

Maybe he had trouble standing his ground and kept firing off prematurely.

Solid-gold sperm guy is getting his game face on!

He gets to shoot her under Florida's "Don't Take No Shit From Your Bitch" law.

Us guys with an honest limp would be put at a distinct disadvantage, however.

Just spit out my coffee. Thanks for that!

Hopefully this doesn't come across as braggy or gloaty or preachy. I had about 10 years of crappy relationships and serious dating droughts. I started dating online because I felt like I had nothing left to lose because I wasn't meeting people in my daily life. I thought it'd be fun, but I wasn't sure if I'd meet…

You got that one, too?

Parallel/tangential question (go away, geometry nerds): what about the reverse? If a man honest to god thinks he's screwing a minor, but she's not, is that illegal?

I always thought that was a shitty arrangement. There's people that I might have a high match number with and you're withholding them from my results because they've been rated as hot by too many people? WTF? And, yeah, after I got that email, I didn't seen anyone new in my results.

SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST, YES! Please don't for one moment I'm talking about this Tool Box's moldy Cheez Whiz. Never. Not even once. Not even for a second just to see how it feels.

Half unrelated: I love the way this shit smells. Reminds me of my childhood, it does.

Jesus, it's just a club. Those goings on make it sound like the G8 negotiating trade agreements. If the club is shit then you leave and let the shits in the club enjoy each other's company