The song I sing at my house goes like this...

How many people actually think they're bad drivers? lol

I don't think speeding itself is inherently a dangerous act. You can easily go 70, 80, 90 mph under certain conditions and it would be less dangerous than driving 45 mph in a thunderstorm with 30 feet visibility. Sometimes, driving the speed limit or less is far more dangerous than speeding, if the traffic around you…

Call me a cynic if you absolutely must but something tells me that the people who had a problem with the Cheerios commercial are going to have less of a problem with an interracial couple when it's a white man and asian woman than they did with a black man and white woman.

Janelle Monae is totally the best. More people need to realize that she is just totally the best.

Some people just aren't texters. It's not personal towards anyone—I simply hate texting. I think it's intrusive and irritating on so many levels. As far as I'm concerned, texting is not for conversations, it's for logistics. If a text conversation goes more than three exchanges, pick up the phone and call. If you…

Baby Got BAC

BUT HOWDO THEY WORK???

"Clubs" would have been more appropriate. Heavy, blunt objects.

The follow-up, "Spades and Clubs", is gonna cause some controversy.

No one does wedding cars quite like Cadillac:

This:

YES. I went from "well, it would be really warm but I guess not so bad" to "FUCK NO KILL IT WITH FIRE" IN ABOUT .2 seconds, lol.

When my grandfather died, my mom (his only child) couldn't emotionally handle the final arrangements, so she asked me to do it. From five hundred miles away. Luckily I did my research and found a funeral home that wasn't corporate-owned in the area where he had died, and they cremated him without embalming him first…

It's just like the wedding industry, everything is overpriced. For example flowers (for casket) and transportation (from funeral home to grave sight).

It is truly fascinating to study how the rituals of mourning and the way we deal with death engage with larger cultural themes (like the pervasiveness of corporations). Drew Gilpin Faust's book This Republic of Suffering is an excellent read if this interests anyone. The audio book is really good, too, if you have a…

I genuinely laughed reading your comment.

Her brother's name is Hilter.

That yellow hand...