I gotta say...I was pleasantly surprised. Snarky Drew is great in small doses, but I was afraid of a whole novel of Snarky Drew. It had just the right amount of snark. I really enjoyed it. I’m talking about The Hike.

I’m thinking it was more the rabies than the raccoon.

I’ve lived in two neighborhoods that were great. Several families would get together at least once a week. Our common bond was alcoholism.

Scot. One motherfucking T.

I find that if I circle the car and then take a picture of its badge, I can identify it 9 of 12 times.

It’ll never get to Ryan, because if Trump goes, then Pence picks a VP and when Pence goes, that VP gets the job. If Pence goes, Trump selects Ivanka as VP and she gets the job when Trump goes and she selects Jared as VP when she’s elevated.

You turn the thermostat DOWN to make the AC go UP.

What a fucking tool. He’ll be perfect at Michigan.

A wooder ice, to be precise.

The guy who wants to fly should buy a VR racing drone. It is as close to piloting a fighter jet as you can get for a few hundred bucks.

Saying Cincinnati Chili is bad based on Skyline is like saying Hamburgers are bad because you ate one at a Burger King.

I would rather look at the Pizza Rat.

I haven’t seen Mark May’s name. Can I please see Mark May’s name?

All those B1G lay offs and not one SEC. The bias is real. Unless they lay off some SEC people, then the bias will be fake. But until then, I am outraged.

I like to pull into the left hand turn lane and put on my right blinker. When the light changes to yellow I turn on my emergency flashers and go straight.

I’m Polish and I prefer Italian Sausage. Polish sausage is awesome, but fennel.

Life is only important until it exits the womb. Then deport the little fucker.

Fuck you and you’re 41 ranked Lucky Charms.

I was at Angel Stadium when Rod Carew got his 3000th hit. I later saw him on the freeway in a Porsche Turbo Carrera with a license plate frame that said “Happiness in 3000 hits”. My friend, Kirk March was getting beers when he got the hit. Suck on that, Kirk.