Exactly. This guy’s bringing out the mean/stupid in droves. And the mean/stupid people outnumber everyone.

A friend of Jenny Lewis is a friend of mine...

Thanks, Everyone-Except-Obama.

I have had that belief/dream for months now.

If Trevor Noah doesn’t win an emmy it’s not because he’s black. It’s because he’s terrible.

Way back in the day I used to work at Taco Bell. This was when they still looked like a tiny mission, had a real bell, six menu items, and pronunciations beneath each (TAH-co, buh-REE-toe).

and spelling is spelling...

Awful. You know nothing.

Yay for me. I feel very special.

Shaved head. Lots of tats. But he wanted a mullet, I could tell.

Maybe they don’t realize that it’s a beautiful car?

This may be old news, but go to www.jebbush.com

The other day I was on my front porch and a pristine 1985 Monte Carlo SS drove by. That is a beautiful car. I watched it all the way around the corner. Then the driver stopped, backed up, rolled down his window and yelled, “The fuck you lookin’ at?”

I think her next step is to revive Radio Shack. Go Carly!

Does she meet Kanye on the other side?

I shudder at what kind of hat that guy was buying. What if it was a Fedora? Or even worse, a porkpie? Or what if he was at a Kangul discount hat store and he was going to wear it backwards? Fuck that guy and his stupid discount hats.

The New Pornographers just released a great album.

I’m waiting for Bourne Free.

It’s great to hear from people like you who have all of the information pertaining to the case. Your findings are absolutely used in my determination that you should go fuck yourself.

I’ve told this before but here I go again: