Does she meet Kanye on the other side?

I shudder at what kind of hat that guy was buying. What if it was a Fedora? Or even worse, a porkpie? Or what if he was at a Kangul discount hat store and he was going to wear it backwards? Fuck that guy and his stupid discount hats.

The New Pornographers just released a great album.

I’m waiting for Bourne Free.

It’s great to hear from people like you who have all of the information pertaining to the case. Your findings are absolutely used in my determination that you should go fuck yourself.

I’ve told this before but here I go again:

“I want you to suck my cock for me.”

Goose Island makes a really good root beer. But that’s not what I want to talk about.

Good. They fired me and kept my last paycheck by accusing me of stealing and rigging a private lie-detector test. It was give them my last check or they’d call the cops. It worked.

I hope you’re right.

That kid in the purple has a Donal Trump haircut. Dear God.

Mike Huckabee’s God is an angry, spiteful God. I hope that God strikes him down for this crime against humanity.

About 30 years ago, I worked at The Grant Boys in Costa Mesa. Dick Dale came in and tried on a few pairs of Levis. As I was putting them back, I found his wallet in the back pocket of one of the pair.

I sincerely believe that Trump is just trolling the Republican Party and isn’t really serious about this whole thing. I mean, that’s the only plausible reason for this, right? RIGHT?

I saw a shark about to eat Knoxville.

Waddle and Silvy in Chicago is a pretty good sports radio show.

It is totally worth it. Totally.

Dear Donald,

I was at Heavenly a long time ago. It was drizzling at the base and it turned to ice then snow as you went up the mountain. The lifts had blocks of ice instead of seats. I called “single” (because you went right up the line) and was paired with a guy about my age (20's). I was wearing jeans, he had on those plastic…

This screams of “why didn’t I get a nomination?” I’ll tell you why, Mr. Lee: Your movie was bad.