Every person at the airport who has told me to have a nice flight. Every. Single. One.
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Reminds me a little bit of Utz’ Extra Dark Pretzels. It’s a bag full of those occasional pretzels that are just slightly overbaked. I know they’re available in Philly, but I’ve never seen them west of there.
Back in the 80's when I was at San Diego State, I spent a LOT of time in Mexico. Back then, a case of 20 10-oz Coronas was $6.00 and you got a dime back on every bottle you returned. Now it’s $9.00 a six-pack and it’s terrible.
Those count, too.
But when you get a vasectomy, it’s not immediately effective. In fact, my doctor told me it would 60 to 75 ejaculations before I was cleared of sperm. I did a quick calculation on the frequency my wife and I had sex and realized I was going to be fertile for 5 or six years.
I am happy to say that my grandmother is 103 and is just as sharp and healthy as this wonderful woman. She still drives, lives alone in a beautiful two story house (her bedroom is upstairs), and is sharp as a tack.
I once was out of town and I called my wife around 5:00 PM on a Saturday. I was renting a room and after the call I took a little nap.
He comes across like an english Carlos Mencia. “Ooh! look at me! I’m going to affend you...” and then he doesn’t.
Five years ago I got laid off. It took 8 months, but I finally got a job. It was out of state. I come home every other weekend (it’s about a six hour drive each way). At first it was fine. The whole “absence makes the heart grow fonder” thing was working.
Do you think a sparkler is hotter than the surface of the sun? I do, yet I let my 3 year old kids wave them around like drunk monkeys.
Do you honestly think there are no Mexicans in Chicago? There’s a neighborhood (Pilsen) that is almost exclusively Mexican with countless Taquerias. In fact, authentic taquerias are everywhere.
Fuck.. That’s terrible.. Farming is a dangerous business.
When I was a kid, I used to work for a local farmer. One summer, he hired another kid who was bigger and stronger than me, but not very bright. One day, the farmer was trying to hook up a trailer to his tractor. It wasn’t fancy...just line up the holes and stick a pin through. I walked up as the new kid was aligning…
Ah, Darwin.
There’s plenty of shit to be mad about. A movie trailer isn’t one of them.
What about Sam Adams’ Old Fezziwig Ale. It’s like Christmas in your mouth.
I used to post on Audizine way back when I had a ‘99 S4. Audizine is chock full of assholes.
This is between Columbus and Cincinnati on I-71:
For anyone who hasn’t been there, the Columbus Zoo is one of the best zoos in the country. If you’re ever in the area, you should check it out.