Fuck.. That’s terrible.. Farming is a dangerous business.

When I was a kid, I used to work for a local farmer. One summer, he hired another kid who was bigger and stronger than me, but not very bright. One day, the farmer was trying to hook up a trailer to his tractor. It wasn’t fancy...just line up the holes and stick a pin through. I walked up as the new kid was aligning…

Ah, Darwin.

There’s plenty of shit to be mad about. A movie trailer isn’t one of them.

What about Sam Adams’ Old Fezziwig Ale. It’s like Christmas in your mouth.

I used to post on Audizine way back when I had a ‘99 S4. Audizine is chock full of assholes.

This is between Columbus and Cincinnati on I-71:

For anyone who hasn’t been there, the Columbus Zoo is one of the best zoos in the country. If you’re ever in the area, you should check it out.

When I was a kid, we had a truck on camper. I used to ride up near the front where there was a boot that gave access to the truck cab so that I could talk to my mom and dad.

No kidding. That snarky, vindictive, shit-show needs to be stopped.

I bet the cookouts in that neighborhood are craaaaazzy!

I remember when Robert Frost shot up a suburban Ohio Mall.

What. Utter. Bullshit.

I would deep-fry that sumbitch.

A “Top 1” team is a pretty select group.

This has got to be peak Trump, doesn’t it? I mean, where can he go from here? I believe The Reveal (where he admits he’s been trolling the Republican Party all this time) is soon. It has to be.

I didn’t think it was possible to hate anything more than driving through Chicago.

My viewing ended abruptly with a “SORRY. There was a problem with playback.”

I’ve put on probably 20 lbs in the last year. I went to my dad’s funeral last January and my uncle said, “Holy shit! What happened to you? You’re so fat.”

The one that doesn’t have an asshole behind the wheel.