I fixed my typo, updated the post, and did a phone interview for the third story I’m writing today.

http://formerlydickmove.kinja.com/my-scary-story…

I submitted this. Scared the shit out of me and it did well on deadspin...

Halloween is a terrible week to have a bye.

I roast coffee and the word is that most of these beans aren’t actually from poop. They’re processing them artificially and passing them off as Kopi Luwak.

Nice article. And while this is terrifying, the one that always haunted me was Richard Speck. He broke into a dormitory for student nurses, tied them up and then methodically raped, tortured and killed 8 of them.

When I was a kid, my dad asked me to change the oil in my sisters 72 Capri. I’d changed my oil before, so I didn’t think it’d be a big deal.

This is really sad. He seems like a great guy. Hope his health gets better and he can someday return to coaching in some capacity. Or even as an analyst.

We went to a wedding of a neighbors daughter. It was held at the neighbors house. The neighbor had four big ol’ black labs. They were holed up in a locked room. They got out. They walked down the aisle. They tried to eat cake. They got chased. They got put away. Our other neighbor turns around in his seat and says,…

Holy fuck that was terrible. I now hate stunters, trial riders, paintball, AND bluetooth.

I may have already posted it, but I don’t see it anywhere here:

I posted this on the deadspin article. I’ve tried to clean up the prose a little bit...

It was the repeat the next day. I am a pervert, though.

Hey! I submitted this! I heard it yesterday when I was watching the repeat of this. It happened again later on.

I wish I had taken more time writing my story. It gets kind of confusing at the end. I had nearly stopped and had the passenger window rolling down when I decided I wasn’t going to stop.

Sorry to hear about your daughter. But that’s kind of creepy.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORY.

terrible tragedy. My heart goes out to his family.

Both rest stops were in Ohio, just after I75 and after Van Wert. I bailed 30 at I69. And the Indiana portion of US30 is great. With the small towns, it breaks up the drive.

Don’t think that didn’t cross my mind. The yellow hoodie? Right.