We went to a wedding of a neighbors daughter. It was held at the neighbors house. The neighbor had four big ol’ black labs. They were holed up in a locked room. They got out. They walked down the aisle. They tried to eat cake. They got chased. They got put away. Our other neighbor turns around in his seat and says,…

Holy fuck that was terrible. I now hate stunters, trial riders, paintball, AND bluetooth.

I may have already posted it, but I don’t see it anywhere here:

I posted this on the deadspin article. I’ve tried to clean up the prose a little bit...

It was the repeat the next day. I am a pervert, though.

Hey! I submitted this! I heard it yesterday when I was watching the repeat of this. It happened again later on.

I wish I had taken more time writing my story. It gets kind of confusing at the end. I had nearly stopped and had the passenger window rolling down when I decided I wasn’t going to stop.

Sorry to hear about your daughter. But that’s kind of creepy.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORY.

terrible tragedy. My heart goes out to his family.

Both rest stops were in Ohio, just after I75 and after Van Wert. I bailed 30 at I69. And the Indiana portion of US30 is great. With the small towns, it breaks up the drive.

Don’t think that didn’t cross my mind. The yellow hoodie? Right.

My son used to have night terrors. They are absolutely terrifying.

Yeah. It’s kind of stream-of-conscious. I’ll try to edit it.

I’ve been waiting for this because last winter something happened to me that really freaked me out.

Please don’t let this be the Jeep Pickup. Please.

I’m a fifty year old dad and I do NOT have Mall Cop in my top ten movies. Stop the hate.

That was beautiful.

I would never wear this, but I love this shirt:

Lucky Charms are awesome. Leave them alone.