Lawsuits are weird things. Okay, her privacy was violated and the person who did it is a scumbag and needs to be punished. But $75 million? In contrast to that, my brother-in-law was in a head-on collision with a drunk driver and his hip was shattered (as was his dog, Griff...she’s fine but needed surgery). He’s 55…

Ten bucks says he goes through downtown Chicago at 5:30 PM.

Now fire Haden.

I thought Peter was enemies with Captain Hook. But there’s an Indiana Jones guy named James Hook? Does he become a captain when he kills Blackbeard in the next film? This looks as bad as that Oz shitfest with James Franco.

Here’s a trailer. Looks good:

It’s embarrassing when it snows and we get just over a dusting and my wife tells everyone we got 8”.

That kid has a serious drinking problem. He needs to get sober before he gets himself killed.

Okay. Wisconsin. Your football team isn’t that great.

Why wouldn’t you just say Northwestern? Your football team looks really good this year.

I don’t understand why the cops weren’t called after the first shove.

But...but...it has to be served on Subway bread. And there’s something wrong with that bread, man. Something very wrong.

It’s Ewan McGregor in Big Fish.

I didn’t watch the whole thing. At what point does Bayless suck his dick?

Either that or he died...

This was about 30 years ago:

Cubs. None more deserving.

As far as the creep label goes, a few years ago, I was in NY on business. There were a bunch of us up there for fashion week. We had all gone to a little bar somewhere in Manhattan. It was my turn to buy beer so I walked down to the bar, got the six beers and was carrying them up on a tray. As I walked up the stairs,…

and oddly enough, 65% of their audience is over 85...weird.