That’s not the National Zoo’s panda. It belongs to China and they have to rent it.

“...because for that reason.”

This is fun. While watching, just randomly click anywhere on the timeline. Unless you accidentally get Pawl, you get Tammy and it all fits together perfectly. go from :20 to 1:34 to 6:12 back to 4:39. Her tone and inflection is always exactly the same. She starts at 100 and, man, she just stays there.

About 40 seconds in, I became aware of his breathing , his intake of air in particular. Then that was all I could hear. Did he say anything after that?

I was 10. I was in line for the Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland. I had to go. I didn’t want to lose my place in line. I tried to hold it. I couldn’t. My dad was mad and took me to the restroom to clean up. I lost my place in line.

Here’s another: If there are other white people there, do NOT hang out with them without black people also joining. There is nothing more awkward than when you realize all the white people are hanging out together, separate from the blacks.

I really, really, really dislike that girl.

When I was a kid I worked at Taco Bell. That was back when there were only five items on the menu and pronunciations of said item (buh-REE-toe) graced the menu board.

Does that make my movies look like Mexican Soap Operas?

That actually scared me. Damn you.

I wouldn’t date her. Her knees are too sharp.

He’s playing a fucking Jackson. FLOG > SHRED!!!!!

There’s doing something stupid and then there’s doing something INTENTIONALLY stupid. If that were my kid, he would have received the dressing down that McElwain gave that kid. The kid showed zero class and cost his team a penalty. He didn’t hit him. It looks to me like this coach just did what he needed to do.

I’ve always thought they got screwed over by this. My wife was a fan and through constant exposure, I grew to really respect them as songwriters and musicians. Everybody had such stars and stripes in their eyes that the vast majority of people didn’t understand that this war was wrong. The DC had the balls to say it.…

Is that right? I thought the Patriots just suspended them. This makes sense why’d they ask the NFL for a reinstatement.

Waves. I’m at a beach, usually with the family, and we’re watching some big surf. Then a swell starts way out and I watch in horror as it grows into a monstrous 100-foot wave and I know there’s nothing I can do about it. Then I wake up.

I don’t even try. I just paid $300 for a tune-up. It’s the same with any of the turbo 2.5’s

As a huge Buckeye fan (not alumni, but all three of my kids go there, so I’m paying enough to be alumni), last year was just a dream. After week 2, there really wasn’t any hope of reaching the playoffs, so you just got to relax and enjoy each game as they came. And you watched as the O-line gelled, and JT progressed,…

So much that they leave them in the car?

Somebody got a new slo-mo camera, didn’t they, Randy?