so close. so goddamned close.

Thanks, Yoko. I just whispered “poop” to a co-worker.

I counted exactly zero brown people in all three videos.

I only got to 4. Oregon State, UNLV, Northwestern, Indiana. They get Rutgers at home, so there’s maybe a fifth. I don’t see them getting to a bowl.

Here’s the thing: Even during the Hoke years, Michigan plays Ohio State HARD. I’m an OSU fan and the game this year, at the big house, after what will be a grueling game with MSU is set up as a huge trap game.

When I think about you, I touch myself.

Even with the promise of her masturbating, I could only watch until 0:33.

So you listen to Mike and Mike, too?

O-H!!!

Weeesssssttt....

Easton is a very nice outdoor mall near Columbus, Ohio. I welcome Easton and her soon to be sibling, Polaris.

I kept asking myself the article’s question and ended up answering: “I don’t care, but they all live better than me.”

Because it’s one more.

At 52, I cherish my accidental boners.

My kids are all students and their buzz is that they want Braxton.

Who gives a fuck about that guy?

Unlike that other school in your state, we (I say we because I am currently paying for THREE tuitions to OSU and am therefore part of the team) really respect MSU. Dantonio doesn’t get the props he deserves. Good luck (you’ll need it)!

If you follow him now, you realize that was a joke.

When is Paul Rudd going on Conan to plug Ant-Man? I want to see the wheelchair scene from Mac and Me.