If that fireworks stand was in place today, there would be two NFL players who would have all their digits.
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You need to do an update. There are always two sides to the story and you came down on the wrong one:
Lake Elsinore? Was she trying to buy meth?
Is she going back to her home planet?
My kids are all adults now (19, 20, and 24) and we were talking at dinner the other night how most of our bonding and time together was spent in a car waiting for my wife to come out of the grocery store. “I just need one thing,” she’d say and 45 minutes later, I’d be teaching the kids how to headbang to the…
I have watched this approximately 1,345 times.
“This is your captain speaking. Next stop is whenever. Just be like, “Stop.”
I’ve been following him on twitter for a long time. All of his letters that he sends need to be published in one spot. In one, he sends a letter to the CEO of Univision that basically says he can’t use the rec facilities at the complex they share.
Yes. That’s what it means.
Are you around Chicago? If so, you know that there are no laws on the highways. And I’ve bee in the area for four years and drive a lot and unless there’s traffic, ain’t nobody in the left lane doing less than 20 over.
You think a cop is going to enforce the left lane law when the guy is ABOVE the speed limit? You’re crazy.
I once took a nap at 5:00 on a winter Saturday evening. I’d just got off the phone with my wife (I was in Chicago on business) and it wasn’t so much of a nap as it was I fell asleep reading.
I think you just want to be mad.
And here’s the thing about sparklers. I wouldn’t let my child play with matches or a lighter, but I have no problem letting them hold something that’s hotter than the sun.
When I was younger, I worked in the warehouse at Disneyland, 3:30 - Midnight shift. So every day in the summer, we would break and go out back to watch the fireworks. They were set off about a hundred yards away.
Are you sure about this?